Newest installment of my medical meta series, medical language, a lot of which is rooted in Greek and Latin. Still not a doctor, nor do I speak either of these. (does anyone tbh?)
high blood: hypertension (thus it is possible to have both high blood and low blood at the same time)
blood thinners: antiplatelet and anticoagulant medications like Plavix, Coumadin, Xarelto, etc.
thick blood: a condition requiring anticoagulation, like stroke, MI, a-fib, DVT, PE, coagulation disorders.
thin blood: a person on blood thinners. Or a person who is always cold. There is a common thought at least in the south that blood thinners make people cold.
clabbered: what milk does in the stomach of a febrile child. As in “she had a fever but I gave her a bottle and the throwed up clabbered milk.”
vomick: vomit
fever: anything warm. As in, “this risin’s got a fever to it.” Or “when my arthur flares up my knees get a fever to ‘em.”
a spell/an attack: anything from a seizure to a panic attack to a stroke to conversion disorder.
fell out: a syncopal episode or a seizure. Alternatively, a spiritual experience. “Marlene done fell out at the church again and banged up her head. I reckon she caught the Holy Ghost.”
drawed up: a contracture or what a person’s limbs do when they have tonic seizures. “He had one ‘a his spells and his arms drawed up real tight and his eyes rolled around in his head for a minute.”
a minute: any measure of time from a second to decades. Rarely means an actual minute.
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